J: i asked her out
J: she said no
J: it was the most tragic event that has ever occurred in my life.
J: besides my dog dying
Me: here this will make you feel better :D
J: thanks. i tell you about getting rejected
J: and you give me a link to a lizard who has a bigger penis than me
J: FU. FTW. FML.
Me: sorry i didn't realize i was dealing bella fucking swan here
J: she said no
J: it was the most tragic event that has ever occurred in my life.
J: besides my dog dying
Me: here this will make you feel better :D
J: thanks. i tell you about getting rejected
J: and you give me a link to a lizard who has a bigger penis than me
J: FU. FTW. FML.
Me: sorry i didn't realize i was dealing bella fucking swan here



1 comments:
OMG this post was very interesting. In the beginning it sort of made me feel sad but in the end I was laughing. Great job making me feel happy on this cloudy, rainy day.
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