On a sears hairdryer
"Do not use while sleeping" (What! thats the only time i have to dry my hair)
On a bag of Frittos
"You could be a winner! No purchase necassary. Details inside (the shoplifter kind!)
On a bar of Dove soap
"Directions: use like regualr soap" (And that is how?)
On some Swann frozen dinners
"seving suggestion:Defrost" (but it's just a suggestion)
On a hotel provided shower cap in a box
"Fits one head" (a big one or small one?)
On tesco's tiramassu dessert
"Do not turn upside down" (too late! you loose!)
On marks and spencers bread pudding
"product will be hot after heating" (are you sure? lets experiment!)
On packaging for a Rowetta Iron
"Do not iron clothes on body" (But why! it'd save me time!) (Whose body?)
On Boots Children Cough medicine
"Do not drive car or operate machinery" (we could do alot to reduce the rate of
construction if we just kept those 5 year olds off the fork lifts)
On nytol sleep aid
"Warning: May cause drowsiness" ( naw duh sherlock)
On a Korean kitchen knife
"Warning keep out of children" ( but not pets! whats for dinner?)
On a string of chinese christmas lights
"For indoor and outdoor use only" ( as opposed to using in outer space)
On a japanese food processor
"not to be used for the other use" (ooh you got me curious)
On sainsburys peanuts
"Warning:contains nuts" (but no peas?)
On an american airplanes bag of nuts
"instructions: open bag eat nuts" (really? i never knew thank you for enlightening me)
On a childs superman costume
"wearing this garment does not enable you to fly" (that's right! destroy a childs universal fantasy!)
A label on a baby stroller
"Remove baby before folding" (Ah man you mean i gotta carry it?)
A popular scooter for children
"Warning: this product moves when used" (Really i would never have guessed it!)
A dishwasher warns
"Warning do not allow children to play in the dishwasher (ah man that was my favourite hiding place!)
"Do not use while sleeping" (What! thats the only time i have to dry my hair)
On a bag of Frittos
"You could be a winner! No purchase necassary. Details inside (the shoplifter kind!)
On a bar of Dove soap
"Directions: use like regualr soap" (And that is how?)
On some Swann frozen dinners
"seving suggestion:Defrost" (but it's just a suggestion)
On a hotel provided shower cap in a box
"Fits one head" (a big one or small one?)
On tesco's tiramassu dessert
"Do not turn upside down" (too late! you loose!)
On marks and spencers bread pudding
"product will be hot after heating" (are you sure? lets experiment!)
On packaging for a Rowetta Iron
"Do not iron clothes on body" (But why! it'd save me time!) (Whose body?)
On Boots Children Cough medicine
"Do not drive car or operate machinery" (we could do alot to reduce the rate of
construction if we just kept those 5 year olds off the fork lifts)
On nytol sleep aid
"Warning: May cause drowsiness" ( naw duh sherlock)
On a Korean kitchen knife
"Warning keep out of children" ( but not pets! whats for dinner?)
On a string of chinese christmas lights
"For indoor and outdoor use only" ( as opposed to using in outer space)
On a japanese food processor
"not to be used for the other use" (ooh you got me curious)
On sainsburys peanuts
"Warning:contains nuts" (but no peas?)
On an american airplanes bag of nuts
"instructions: open bag eat nuts" (really? i never knew thank you for enlightening me)
On a childs superman costume
"wearing this garment does not enable you to fly" (that's right! destroy a childs universal fantasy!)
A label on a baby stroller
"Remove baby before folding" (Ah man you mean i gotta carry it?)
A popular scooter for children
"Warning: this product moves when used" (Really i would never have guessed it!)
A dishwasher warns
"Warning do not allow children to play in the dishwasher (ah man that was my favourite hiding place!)
1 comments:
That was funny. It is true and stupid sometimes how they put things on there. We are all smarter than that.
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